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12-05-13, 07:31 PM
When the president of the USA pardons a turkey is it a satanic ritual?


12-07-13, 04:47 PM
After thinking about this for a while I came to a conclusion.
Why does a turkey need to be pardoned in the first place?
What evil thing did it do that a pardon is required?

So here it goes.
A heritage turkey is a natural god created animal.
It does not need a pardon for it is part of the kingdom by nature.
It has domicile rights by birth.
It lives for 10 to 15 years, and can breed naturally while being a very strong tough bird that can handle seasonal conditions.
These birds are not used for the ritual of the Presidential pardon.

A Broad Breasted Brooder (common commercial hybrid white Turkey) is a man made creation.
Created for profit which has many bad side effects to the animals health. (cripples easy, super short life of 2 years, can't breed by itself because of its deformed body. etc)
Its a mutation.
It has no domicile rights by birth.
It is property by creation.
This bird is the one always used for the ritual.

So are they pardoning mans mutated creations (in general) and not the animal itself?
It looks that way to me.