Bill of Rights Stood Upside Down

THE BILL OF WRONGS; found in the comments here:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-1...emergency-laws

Amendment I

Congress shall make laws respecting an establishment of religion, and
may constrain the free exercise thereof; and limiting free speech and
the press; and suppressing the right of the people to assemble, and to
discourage the people from petitioning the Government for a redress of
grievances.

Amendment II

A well armed Constabulary, being necessary to the subjugation of a
spirit of freedom, the privilege of the people to keep and bear Arms,
shall be infringed and modified.

Amendment III

The people shall be required to compensate the Government for the cost
of goods and services provided to non-citizens, and the Government may
extract and disburse such in a manner to be prescribed politically.

Amendment IV

The right of the Government to inspect the people in their persons,
houses, and effects, and if necessary without their knowledge, shall not
be violated, and Warrants shall issue in secret courts without due
process or support by Oath or affirmation, execution of which shall be
broad and at the discretion of authorities.

Amendment V

Any person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous
crime, without due process of law; and any person shall be subject to
prosecution by any level of Government, simultaneously or consecutively,
to be put in jeopardy of life or limb for the same offense more than
once if necessary; and be compelled to submit biological samples for any
criminal case in order to be a witness against himself, and may be
deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; and
private property shall be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused may be held for lengthy
periods before a trial, and tried by a jury generally unfamiliar with
law in the State and district wherein the crime shall have been
committed, with the nature and cause of the accusation to be obscured as
the Government deems necessary; with the use of Government negotiated
witness arrangements that may benefit the accusers and/or prosecuting
attorneys; and to have qualified Assistance of Counsel for his defense
based on ability to pay.

Amendment VII

In Suits at common law, the well provisioned litigant shall have
numerous opportunities to appeal, and litigants may be compelled to
utilize non-judicial forums as compelled by extra-judicial organizations
to settle disputes.

Amendment VIII

Bail may encompass a variety of fees including, but not limited to,
charges for self internment and monitoring, re-education and counseling;
and private prisons may determine if and when sentencing is extended
without show of cause in a court of law.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall reflect
the Government's ability to diminish or expand, as necessary, the rights
of the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the States by the Constitution, or to the
people, are reserved to the United States.