If you create an identity document of sorts, it might be a good idea to serve a copy on a sheriff or chief of police or the like before attempting to "use it". Of course, its probably best to avoid any silly, inflammatory or inconsistent statements or ramblings in any event. Consider how assinine it would be for me to say, assert having an address of, say: 200 Maple Drive, Austin, Texas 12345 and then also asserting being a non-resident.
"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you." Matthew 7:7 (KJV)