Property Tax

[Michael Joseph]

Little boy: Look mommy. Look at that poor man using cash.

Little boy's mom: Yes son, I guess he doesn't know any better.

Waiter: Sir, all you need to do is swipe your credit card in this machine and you can pay at the table.

Old man: No sir, I have cash.

Brainwashed Societal Fools: Oh, your one of those.

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Yesterday at the coffee shop

MJ: I'll have a large regular coffee - black no creme.
Clerk: Sir we call it a Venti.
MJ: Call it what you want. I need a large regular coffee - black no creme.
Clerk: All I need now sir is your name.
MJ: Why?
Clerk: For the order.
MJ: The coffee dispenser is right beside you. I am going to stand right here and you are going to give me the coffee. How much?
Clerk: [with look of disgust on face] $2:33.
MJ: Here's $3:00. Give the change to someone who needs it today. This is not tip money.

I sat and watched the next ten or so customers walk up to this numbskull clerk and give him not only their names but personal information. How stupid has society become? I actually enjoy going to places of commerce just to watch the lemmings.

I went a few days back to get my hair cut. The lady said can I have your phone number and your name. I said "I'm paying with cash." She said Sir, we need a name and number. So I uttered Frank Hill and some bullshit number. Ignorance was satisfied and I retain my privacy.

Recommend Movie: ANON.

The other day the Lottery reached 750M. I was compelled to play. I never do, but 750M was enough to entice me. When I came home I showed the ticket to my wife. She said what will you do if you win? I said "give it all away. But first I will create a Trust and I will direct the trustee to purchase a large tract of land. We will cause to be constructed several estates and one day the beneficial interest certificate will be delivered to the clerk who sold me this ticket. But not after the ticket is placed in Trust with a Charitable Foundation."

The stupidest man alive - gave away the Lottery. Can you see the headlines? Needless to say, I didn't win.