Thanks everyone.

I demand lawful money and have stated this on line 21 on my 1040 with proof for years and have been state/federal tax exempt! Yay!

But for buying a house, it's all making sense now:
Step 1, go to the mortgage store, we'll call her Wells Fargo for short, and talk to a banker, we'll call him Adam Goldberg because that's a Jewish name
Step 2, "Hi Adam, I made you a certificate for $200,000 on my laser printer at home, you have to accept this because duh: http://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/3/3-603 / "§ 3-603. TENDER OF PAYMENT."
Step 3, Adam rejoices, not realizing that they have given me a home for $200,000 which is a tangible thing that was paid for by my laser printed certificate.
Step 4, I send the bank a letter telling them this is all easily explained in Deuteronomy.
Step 5, The pope thanks me for my service to humanity, and sends me a copy of his mitochondrial DNA as a thank you
Step 6, I live happily ever after in my new free home because the United States (not the United States of America) declared bankruptcy over a hundred years ago, there is no gold, HJR 192, UCC 1-308, federal reserve act, etc.

I'm sorry, you guys are absolutely brilliant I'm sure in your own rights, but my tiny brain doesn't comprehend a single shred of even one of your tangents. I really would love to understand your answers to how I can a house that I can't afford to buy outright with the number that's in my bank account now as someone who redeems lawful money