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Nurse: Are you ready to take this vaccine, baby?
Me: I don't know if I can take that because I am allergic to monkey nuts.
Nurse: It's okay baby, this vaccine will be good for you.
Me: Can you tell me if the vaccine contains monkey nuts?
Nurse: I don't know what's in this vaccine.
Me: I don't trust you and I certainly don't trust this government and I don't trust any pharmaceutical company that has immunity granted it of the government. Monkey nuts might cause me to grow boobs and make my Johnson fall off. (Ref. what Reagan signed during his presidency.)
Nurse: Huh?
Me: Ever read Doctor Mary's Monkey?
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Repeat from the top for any forced vaccination for the flu. BTW: What happened to the flu and the cold? And, why has the death rate gone down from 2019? Seems like someone is lying. But, no surprise there.
Last edited by Michael Joseph; 01-09-21 at 02:17 AM.
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