I've solved the Lawful Money Riddle

[shikamaru]

I presume that any paper gold like in your example can be claimed in real gold.

Here is some crosstalk about paper gold however I am speaking about SDR's Special Drawing Rights, the other paper gold.

I would avoid paper gold as much as possible save one's public side asset management.

Your point though to paper certificates indicates that you expect a holiday soon? That sounds logical.

Bank holidays can occur anytime. Case in point: 9-11.
Limit your exposure to banks and banking vehicles.
Cordon them off in their own enclosure.