Beat a traffic ticket today. http://s4.postimg.org/xl00sh4b1/20150722.jpg
Told the Clerk magistrate I was there by Restricted Appearance, I was True Name but the citation was issued to LEGAL NAME and was about to tell them how I identified to LEO at roadside, "I'm showing this DL for competency to drive not for ID," but before I could get it out the police officer started muttering "not responsible." The clerk looks at him like "Not responsible?" LEO: "Not responsible."

That was easy.