Many people can claim "true story" where others may not find the same result doing the same thing.
I see claims being made in your responses that cannot be proven as stated. "...not while going to the store..." doesn't seem like the best answer. Also, why "junk" the title? Seems like it may come in handy at some point. The title is not yours anyway; who holds the original?
The responses I offered cannot be refuted.