It was related to a story about a guy out California ways. He said he was stopped by cops in California. He showed him his license and the cop took it back to the car. The guy could hear the radio traffic to which the duty boss said "Give it back to him and get out of there."
The license, it was explained, read something like this:
I, John Henry, a titled sovereign, am competent to handle all of my affairs. I give myself the right to drive and travel. Any person who asks me for my license is hereby declared incompetent by me, a lawful Californian.
Signature: John Henry, Secured Party and Title Owner.