Bill of Rights Stood Upside Down

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  • ag maniac
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 263

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    Bill of Rights Stood Upside Down

    THE BILL OF WRONGS; found in the comments here:



    Amendment I

    Congress shall make laws respecting an establishment of religion, and
    may constrain the free exercise thereof; and limiting free speech and
    the press; and suppressing the right of the people to assemble, and to
    discourage the people from petitioning the Government for a redress of
    grievances.

    Amendment II

    A well armed Constabulary, being necessary to the subjugation of a
    spirit of freedom, the privilege of the people to keep and bear Arms,
    shall be infringed and modified.

    Amendment III

    The people shall be required to compensate the Government for the cost
    of goods and services provided to non-citizens, and the Government may
    extract and disburse such in a manner to be prescribed politically.

    Amendment IV

    The right of the Government to inspect the people in their persons,
    houses, and effects, and if necessary without their knowledge, shall not
    be violated, and Warrants shall issue in secret courts without due
    process or support by Oath or affirmation, execution of which shall be
    broad and at the discretion of authorities.

    Amendment V

    Any person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous
    crime, without due process of law; and any person shall be subject to
    prosecution by any level of Government, simultaneously or consecutively,
    to be put in jeopardy of life or limb for the same offense more than
    once if necessary; and be compelled to submit biological samples for any
    criminal case in order to be a witness against himself, and may be
    deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; and
    private property shall be taken for public use, without just compensation.

    Amendment VI

    In all criminal prosecutions, the accused may be held for lengthy
    periods before a trial, and tried by a jury generally unfamiliar with
    law in the State and district wherein the crime shall have been
    committed, with the nature and cause of the accusation to be obscured as
    the Government deems necessary; with the use of Government negotiated
    witness arrangements that may benefit the accusers and/or prosecuting
    attorneys; and to have qualified Assistance of Counsel for his defense
    based on ability to pay.

    Amendment VII

    In Suits at common law, the well provisioned litigant shall have
    numerous opportunities to appeal, and litigants may be compelled to
    utilize non-judicial forums as compelled by extra-judicial organizations
    to settle disputes.

    Amendment VIII

    Bail may encompass a variety of fees including, but not limited to,
    charges for self internment and monitoring, re-education and counseling;
    and private prisons may determine if and when sentencing is extended
    without show of cause in a court of law.

    Amendment IX

    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall reflect
    the Government's ability to diminish or expand, as necessary, the rights
    of the people.

    Amendment X

    The powers not delegated to the States by the Constitution, or to the
    people, are reserved to the United States.
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